Yowza! Hillary, We Hardly Knew Ye
Apparently, Hillary Clinton had a little side career going back in her Arkansas days:
In case you were not aware of Stairway to Stardom, well, now you are. Do yourself a favor: get on Youtube and type in “Stairway to Stardom.” Hours of fun, people. There truly is a God, and His fingerprints are all over STS.
My other favorite STS performance (for now):
Other talented STS performers who have awed and inspired me:
Precious Taft and her devastatingly moving monologue. “if that child existed now, I’d bash his brains against the god**** radiator!”
“Reason to Live” performing “Funky Groove” and giving me—you guessed it—a reason to live
Michelle Sutlovich boogying to “Fame.” Work that fringe, Slutovich!
The most busted puppet show of all time: Eileen Heyman
Rich Halke trying to be funny ha-ha about pot smokers in New York, and rocking the shit out of his high-waisted bellbottoms and 70’s hairdo. No haterism, mind you. I’d hit it.