Good News!

It’s early yet (just 5 weeks), but I can’t wait. . .the Queen is going to be an aunt!!

Oh, I’ve been waiting for this.  My brothers and I have always joked about how absurd our parents will be with grandchildren, but actually, I will be the problem.  I am going to spoil the living crap out of this kid.  And also make him/her tough.  And teach him/her all about Broadway.  Yes, I will be “that aunt.”  The crazy one the kids like best.


~ by lewdandlascivious on February 1, 2008.

2 Responses to “Good News!”

  1. Congratulations! 🙂 🙂

    The little tyke is going to adore you. Now, here’s some advice from a young ‘un: don’t spoil immediately. Exercise just a bit of self-control up front. Let the new parents coo over their baby. Once the novelty has worn off and they are tired of changing dirty diapers, step in. Step in a bit more when they want nothing more than an adult weekend by themselves. Eventually, they’ll be so happy that this aunt person showed up to help them that you’ll have free rein. 🙂

  2. Brilliant, I shall do it! [twirling imaginary moustache] They won’t know what hit them, those ridiculous “parent” people. 🙂

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