Weekly Onion

‘Tony’s Law’ Would Require Marijuana Users to Inform Interested Neighbors     . . . “Designed to protect Americans from dry spells, Tony’s Law was named after 19-year-old New Jersey resident Tony DiCenzo, who went nine months without getting high before discovering that he lived in the same apartment building as a reliable marijuana source.”

I Think I’ll Drive The Kids Up to the State Park To See This “Glory Hole” . . . “A few guys at the gym had great things to say about the Glory Hole, but as soon as I told them I was taking my wife and kids, they didn’t want to talk about it anymore. . .”

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~ by lewdandlascivious on July 12, 2007.