More Brillianacity from Lyle Zapato
If you don’t know who Lyle Zapato is, well, that’s your loss. He is the creator and sustainer of the mighty The TRUTH About Black Helicopters! website, aka The Best Website Ever In the History of the Universe.
Mr. Zapato provides an intriguing biography on his magificent site, which you can see here. He speaks Sasquatch, among other languages, and classifies his political orientation as “Nonlinear Transarchist” (how’s that for a third party? Take that, Democrats and Republicans!) His marital status is single (color me surprised), but his martial status is “Armed, Dangerous.” So, as you can see, he’s quite a cunning linguist.
Mr. Zapato’s crimes, as listed by him, include “trafficking in anti-psychotronic materials and information, agitating Sasquatch revolt, tampering with juvenile black helicopters, aiding and abetting escaped Belgian citizens, hacking simulacra, mind-control evasion, and general subversion of Order.”
His mission? To “[e]nd subjugation of humanity under Entropic yoke of clandestine and/or paraterrestrial agencies through technological, informational, and spiritual empowerment of individuals employing, but not exploiting, the synergistic leveraging of enterprise level subversion.”
Rock on, Lyle. Rock on.