Aliens!

No, not the long-suffering, saintly, lawbreaking “undocumented [non]Americans” our President is so eager to reward with amnesty.  REAL aliens from space!

Peep this: the crew and passengers of a British commercial flight saw a UFO approximately a mile wide up thar in the sky; in fact, they had a near-collison with it and saw an identical object in the sky at a greater distance.  Close encounters, y’all.

It’s one thing when you hear Granny Nutkin talk about that big flyin’ saucer she done seen when she was out polishing the plastic flamingos and glow-in-the-dark Jesus statues in her front yard.  It’s another thing entirely when professional pilots and a whole planeful of passengers see it. 

Maybe they’re finally ready to take Hillary and the rest of the loony-toon left back up to the Mother Ship.   Maybe if they did she could finally get “probed.” 

Hey, just a thought.

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~ by lewdandlascivious on June 23, 2007.

4 Responses to “Aliens!”

  1. Maybe that is the space ship that the Nation of Islam has been waiting on. They say it will take them back to the mother land after it uses its lasers to kill all the white folks.

  2. Hahaha you might be right! Heck, I’d be satisfied if it just zapped them with a Thorazine beam every few days.

  3. It’s one thing when you hear Granny Nutkin talk about that big flyin’ saucer she done seen when she was out polishing the plastic flamingos and glow-in-the-dark Jesus statues in her front yard.

    What a great line.

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