Back in the Clink

Ha!  Poor pwecious baby has to finish her little jail sentence.  Predictably, she and her enablers (aka parents) are acting as if she’s being hauled off to the guillotine, or at the very least being given a life sentence in the general population at Angola:

“Back before Sauer on Friday, Hilton’s entire body trembled as the final pitch was made for her further incarceration. She clutched a ball of tissue and tears ran down her face.

Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: “The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith.”

Hilton screamed.  Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton’s mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably. Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back.”

Oh, please. 

~ by lewdandlascivious on June 8, 2007.

4 Responses to “Back in the Clink”

  1. I’m with you – gimme a break!! I’m so tired of the media going on and on about all this too. If they wouldn’t give her so much attention it wouldn’t be as big of a deal probably. I don’t get why celebrities think they deserve special treatment with the law!?!?

  2. It’s so ridiculous. There’s a 2-hour show on right now called “Paris in Prison.”

  3. Jon’s band does that old Humble Pie song- “30 Days in the Hole” and dedicated it to Paris. I almost wet my pants!

  4. BWAHAHAHAHA! That is so awesome. I would’ve ruptured something laughing if I’d seen that, I think. 🙂

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