And, WHAP!! Krauthammer lays it down

If I could write this well for oh, five minutes of my life, I would die a happy gal.  Check out Charles Krauthammer’s article “Limousine Liberal Hypocrisy” in Time magazine today.

“Goldman Sachs has been one of the most aggressive firms on Wall Street about taking action on climate change; the company sends its bankers home at night in hybrid limousines.                       –The New York Times, Feb. 25 

Written without a hint of irony–if only your neighborhood dry cleaner sent his employees home by hybrid limousine–this front-page dispatch captured perfectly the eco-pretensions of the rich and the stupefying gullibility with which they are received.

Remember the Leonardo DiCaprio and Al Gore global-warming pitch at the Academy Awards? Before they spoke, the screen at the back of the stage flashed not-so-subliminal messages about how to save the planet. My personal favorite was “Ride mass transit.” This to a conclave of Hollywood plutocrats who have not seen the inside of a subway since the moon landing and for whom mass transit means a stretch limo seating no fewer than 10.

Leo and Al then portentously announced that for the first time ever, the Academy Awards ceremony had gone green. What did that mean? Solar panels in the designer gowns? It turns out that the Academy neutralized the evening’s “carbon footprint” by buying carbon credits. That means it sent money to a “carbon broker,” who promised, after taking his cut, to reduce carbon emissions somewhere on the planet equivalent to what the stars spewed into the atmosphere while flying in on their private planes.

In other words, the rich reduce their carbon output by not one ounce. But drawing on the hundreds of millions of net worth in the Kodak Theatre, they pull out lunch money to buy ecological indulgences. The last time the selling of pardons was prevalent–in a predecessor religion to environmentalism called Christianity–Martin Luther lost his temper and launched the Reformation.”

BWAAAHAHAHA!  Please read the whole thing.  Krauthammer rules.


~ by lewdandlascivious on March 15, 2007.

3 Responses to “And, WHAP!! Krauthammer lays it down”

  1. Subways….
    I love them.
    I love seeing the face of the world when I visit NYC.
    I don’t live there
    I can’t claim anything more than a passing fancy
    I know my love of them is a concept, not a reality.
    I love NYC for many reasons.
    I love NYC for the face of the world
    I see on the subways.

    I like Charles too!

    Disclaimer: This was not meant to be verse, but it just came out that way.

  2. I think it’s beautiful–I’m in love with Manhattan too. People where I’m from (Pine Bluff, Arkansas, way down in the Delta) warned me that NYC people were rude, awful, etc. I have always found them to be refreshingly blunt, spirited, and surprisingly friendly and helpful. You’ll never see anyone else so proud of their city. I freakin’ love New York City, and as soon as I have a regular paycheck I plan to visit as often as possible. 🙂

  3. Well, hopefully it will be a big paycheck. NYC Is expensive!

    I’ve been to Arkansas a few times, Northeast cornger, by Paragould.

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