How Could I Forget?

The inimitable Wesley Willis (may he rest in peace) said it best.  From his classic song “Rock and Roll McDonald’s”:

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

Sadly, Wesley Willis never got around to recording a song about KFC.  But I’m sure it would’ve been equally enlightening. 

~ by lewdandlascivious on March 12, 2007.